Not So Smart Smart Driver

The owner of this car, and American NCP Car Parks employee – who used to work for NASA – managed to forget that he had a 15ft retractable mast stuck to the roof of his car as he drove under a low barrier at a car park in Luton, Bedfordshire.

Des Carmody, who took a picture of the calamity, said: ‘There was a loud bang and I turned to see the car rising up in the air to settle on its tailgate.’

The unhurt driver immediately phones his bosses to say, ‘I’ve had a bit of an accident. I’ve done something stupid.’

Now only if he knew he got an award for it..

Man in wheelchair takes ride on semi’s grille

Heres the story. Ok this one is definately a classic. As he crossed Red Arrow Highway in front of a semi truck, he didn’t make the traffic light. The truck driver apparently didn’t see Carpenter and a collision occurred, causing the wheelchair’s handles to become lodged in the truck’s grille. Unable to hear Carpenter’s cries for help over the hum of the diesel engine, the truck driver continued down Red Arrow Highway at speeds of approximately 50 mph. Ok now this also gets a nomination.. My question is who should get the award for this one? The driver or the guy in the wheelchair. I mean if your in a wheelchair you prolly want to make sure that you make the light. Well this is what happens when you dont..

EXTRA: Click the link to hear the 911 calls made while dude was gettin dragged along.

Man gets murder charge in dragging death

Check This out. OK..  Hers a summary..  Officials said a minivan driven by Hamze, 24, struck a car carrying Hall, 44. Both vehicles stopped in traffic, and Hall got out of the car. Hamze hit her and drove off, lodging her underneath the moving vehicle for miles, officials said. She was pronounced dead at the scene. WHats funny and why he gets nominated is because i fyou read further…  Hamze has said he is innocent. Defense lawyer Jeffrey Voluck said he believed his client “was in fear he was going to get killed,” and that someone had threatened Hamze.

Dude how is a 44 year old woman gonna be intimidating to a 24 year old jerk..  I guess he was like phuck dat bitch she aint gettin my info..  Sucks she caint even file a insurance claim now.

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Ok I bet your wondering what you are doing here.. Well dildoawards.com is an idea of mine that I came up with while reading news online.. Everyone sees a news link of stupid people doing stupid shit that gets some type of publicity. Not only that some even get reactions out of people.. Well the ones worth noting may end up here.. Some are so amazing or outlandish that they deserve an award. So I bring you dildoawards.com..

I bet your now asking Why a dildo? Because, its a tool.. And if it gets an award then someone or something needs to be slapped directly in the face with a phat one.

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